a sports break

ok so i haven't talked about sports in FOREVER, so here goes a shitload

1) thank GOD the Colts beat the damn patriots. i fuckin HATE the pats....dynasty my asshole.
2) in 2001, when the Bengals hired Marvin Lewis, i said in 5 years they would be in the superbowl. people thought i was crazy. 4 years later : 7-2, atop the AFC north. enough said bitch.
3) DUKE preseason #1, JJ preseason player of the year, josh mcroberts freshman to watch. i expect an elite 8 apperance at the minimum.
4) Dear Terrell Owens,
The first few years of your career were pretty cool; dancing on the Dallas star, the Sharpie. Sure you have a mouth, but you did your job and are one of the best recievers in the NFL. THEN the Eagles happened, and your shit hit the fan. Turns out it doesn't smell like roses either. Who the FUCK do you think you are???? Making millions of dollars to catch a damn football. Yeah you may not like the coach or the QB, but guess what? When you fuck with your bosses you get FIRED, just like the rest of us. Welcome to the real world, TO.
NO you will not play for the Eagles again. THEY DON'T WANT YOUR SELFISH ASS. Maybe you can play for Houston, a place that's so bad any talent will be accepted. Or maybe not, who knows. Learn some French TO, you might be off to NFL Europe after all this.
5) the NBA season started......and i don't really care. when's the maui invitational??


*whew* got that out.